Need a nassage?

I have seen several massage therapy schools in the area & even know a few people who attend or have attended them. I wish I could give a good massage, but my hands get way too tired, too quickly. There isn't anything like a good message though. And some people are just naturally gifted in the area. I remember Phoebe on Friends and all of her adventures as a massage therapist. I'm sure they all have some stories to tell.